What is One Off The Top?
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To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!
"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"
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To have ones genitals sewn up in a way that would prevent them being used for intercourse.
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the act of awakening the morning after a long night of getting crunk/shittanked/schwasted and instantly realizing that you are still abs..