One Phelps

What is One Phelps?

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

See anal, phelps, sex, gay

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