One Pump Chump

What is One Pump Chump?


1.

A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.

'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'

See ejaculation, virgin, quick

2.

a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina

josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it

See sean, pump, thrust, sex, women, vagina

3.

Term used to define a man with less than admirable stamina in bed.

That guy i slept with last night was a One pump chump.

See loser, dickless, shlomo


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