One Ten

What is One Ten?


1.

The rating of a girl on a scale of one to ten, usually occuring as she passes by two guys.

Ratings usually mean the following:

>8 I'd do her, even if it meant first taking it in the ass from her using a strap-on.

6-7 I'd do her if she didn't expect me to go down on her.

5 I'd do her if I was entoxicated.

4 I'd do her if no one ever found out.

3-2 I'd do her in total darkness.

1 Reserved for animals and mutants. Below threshold of normal horniness. Barely.

Dude 1: Holy shit dude?! Look at that fine biatch! What's your one ten?

Dude 2: Um dude, that's your step mom.

Dude 1: Oh yeah...my bad. I mean I'd still hook up with her if I got the chance... she's definately an 8.5 any day of the week!

Dude 2: You are so fucked up dude. She's a 6.3 at best.

See ratings, boys will be boys, 1-10, attractiveness


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