What is One Wiper?
1.
A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).
Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!
See
2.
That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a
I took a
Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!
Random Words:
1.
Getting into a job/college because you are not white.
Anyone who thinks affirmative action is not racist needs to pull their heads out ..
1.
This is when you use both hands, or both hands covered in a plastic bag, to mess up and rub someone's hair. It's not condom ha..
