What is One Wiper?
1.
A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).
Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!
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2.
That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a
I took a
Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!
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