One Wiper

What is One Wiper?


1.

A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).

Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!

See poop, shit, fecies, toilet, bowel movement, dump, turd, log

2.

That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick

I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!


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