What is One Wiper?
1.
A bowel movement that requires only a single wiping in order to properly cleanse the anal cavity. (Note: the single wipe is enacted for 'security' purposes alone, otherwise no wipe would be necessary).
Man I took a huge dump last night and I was almost out of toilet paper, but it was all good because it was only a one wiper!
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2.
That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a
I took a
Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!
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The brainier styles of an otherwise much-hated music genre.
These only use mixes, or scratch techniques.
Madvillian... oh, who else? ..
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The state of words containing excessive amounts of vowels. Common in British spellings i.e. Colour
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