What is One-eleven?
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(v) to wipe your dirty ass with your index, middle and ring fingers in unison. Typically one does this when there is no toilet paper or suitable substitution available.
Steve one-elevened his messy hiney after realizing he ran out of Charmin.
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a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get p..