One-eyed Jack

What is One-eyed Jack?

The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye.

After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he was cumming or going!

See one, eye, jack, masturbation, ejaculation

Idiotica Stupidia

1. Anything a stupid, idiot says or does. And when he opened his mouth, all I could hear was utter idiotica stupidia. See idiot, stupid,..

Chest Patties

1. The droopy sacklike formations found on a womans chest otherwise known as tits. Hey sweetcheeks, nice chest patties! See boobs, tits, ..

Brat Job

1. Having a girl feed you a bratwurst or any other phallic shaped object while recieving a blow job. Man, I got a great brat job last nigh..

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