What is One-eyed Mayonnaise Launcher?


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(n.) Same as penis or dick.

Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?

See dick, cock, prong, skin flute, fucktool, rod


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