One-eyed Pete

What is One-eyed Pete?


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When you're so drunk you have to close one eye to concentrate, esp, when texting

-Dude I'm sooo dunk right now

- yea you are, one-eyed pete is coming for ya!

See donso, corpse, donzo


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