One-eyed Pirate

What is One-eyed Pirate?


1.

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.

Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.

See Ryan

2.

When a man inserts his penis into a woman with a missing eye's eye socket.

man 1: dude guess what i did to this chick last night

man 2: what?

man 1: i gave her the one-eyed pirate

man 2: nice work dude!

See pterodactyl, mexican fireball, sex, sexual intercourse


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