What is One-eyed Spitting Cobra?
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It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.
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The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.
Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freake..
