What is One-eyed Spitting Cobra?
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It's pretty much your mom's favorite animal. Indigenous to the trousers of the mutant and bred for its skills in sex. Usually directs its venom at the eyes when agitated.
The one-eyed spitting cobra is an endangered species. Only one is known to be left in existence.
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Skeezing on a girl from a considerable distance (out of ejaculation range at least) and preferrably via text messaging.
Eric: "See..
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On every man love thursday its the poor basterd with the colostamy bag the gets fucked in the ass.
That colostawhore gets the shit fuck..
