What is One-eyed Trouser Mouse?


1.

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

See suck, fellatio, blumpkin, blowjob


79

Random Words:

1. getting pinched underwater. "ouch, i was swimming and i got aquashathined by Greg"!..
1. Constipation. Unable to defecate. Joe writhed, grunted, farted but he could not pass the rock-hard fecal matter. Last night's cho..
1. Fat eeling is refering to the action you take when trying to loose weight. It is when people (in most cases) have run out of options and..