One-eyed Trouser Mouse

What is One-eyed Trouser Mouse?

1.

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

See suck, fellatio, blumpkin, blowjob

79

Random Words:

Audiotroll

1. Noun: One who does an activity that exhibits noise as loud as possible in order to piss the people around them off. They usually do thin..

South Oak Cliff

1. South Oak Cliff is the southernmost part of Dallas. It runs along highway 67 between North Oak Cliff and Duncanville/Desoto. This area..

Keyfruit

1. (kee' froot) - n. The one apple, pear, or tomato in the stand that, when removed, causes all th e others to tumble forward. When A..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free