One-eyed Trouser Mouse

What is One-eyed Trouser Mouse?

1.

a polite, child friendly way to refer to the male insertion instrument

Little Miss muffett sat on her tuffett eating her curds and whey. Then sucked on her boyfriend's one-eyed trouser mouse for dessert.

See suck, fellatio, blumpkin, blowjob

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