One-eyed Trouser Trout Edit Meaning

1. my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess hey, g..

1. The arsehole who set the bed on fire after falling asleep with a lit post-shag fag. Uncle: Did you hear about that lad next door that s..

1. Jehova's witnesses. The Jesus pimps stopped at my door again yesterday...