What is One-eyed Willie?
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1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or
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Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also
I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie.
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A dumb human female whos conscious state is comparable to that of a person in a vegetative state.
"Damn shes stupid, fuckin vegeta..