One-eyed Willie

What is One-eyed Willie?


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1) Euphemism for a penis, where "one-eyed" refers to the external urethral orifice (or pee-hole) located at the tip of the penis' head.

2) One-eyed willy, both alternate spelling and definition.

Expression's origins: derived from the name popular character from the film "Goonies" (although this context has been permutated with time). See also dong, dick, schlong, willy, wang, johnson, cock.

I have six beers, and next thing I know, I'm staring into the eye of Jake's one-eyed willie.


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