What is One-eyed-trouser-snake?
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A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.
Sam has a 12 inch
one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.
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Random Words:
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shitting on the bare titties of your female friend before you fuck her.
hey Rudy, I tried that dunny dump you told me about on old Mary..
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the little white plastic table that comes in a box of pizza, used to hold the box in place from collapsing onto the cheese.
pizza saver..
