One-man Blumpkin

What is One-man Blumpkin?

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

See blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, reverse cunnilumpkin, brother blumpkin

Urzam

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Halfsesh

1. When one fails to finish, be it drinking, smoking, running, eating....etc etc. More generic term than 'light-weight'. Can be u..

Juggle-worthy

1. A woman deemed fit to take into a prostitution ring, or one's "game" of dating several women at one time. "Dag yo! ..

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