One-man Blumpkin

What is One-man Blumpkin?

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

See blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, reverse cunnilumpkin, brother blumpkin

Chad Wan

1. asking what someone is doing "whatcha doing" "cha dwan" "yo Chad wan tonight? wanna come see the Gregg Lightm..

Heshooker

1. a guy thats a girl and a hooker thats one crazy heshooker. did you see that heshookers makeup.... WOW. See hooker, boy, girl, jeffree..

Rock Ho

1. slang - crack whore Man yo sista be nuthin but a damn rock-ho See Joe..

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