One-man Blumpkin

What is One-man Blumpkin?

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

See blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, reverse cunnilumpkin, brother blumpkin

Slutatee

1. nicole, who is sitting next to me. gosh did you see that slutatee walk by? See slut, manatee, whore, nicole, cheese..

Light It Up

1. Direct a lot of machine gun fire at it. <car approaching checkpoint> Sergeant: "Fire warning shots." <car keeps co..

Ggghhh

1. Words uttered by tard to express excitment, normally expressed whilst rubbing hands together in a clockwise/counterclockwise motion Tar..

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