One-man Blumpkin

What is One-man Blumpkin?

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

See blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, reverse cunnilumpkin, brother blumpkin

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