One-man Blumpkin

What is One-man Blumpkin?

to auto-fellate oneself whilst dropping a deuce

"Man, Max has been in the bathroom for over 45 minutes, he must be doing the one-man blumpkin."

See blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, reverse cunnilumpkin, brother blumpkin

Poho

1. Almost every chick on the game site pogo. You'll never see they're face, but they'll look to get w/ any guys. Always co..

Daint

1. It means messed up or crazy. To not make any sense. That was some daint test are teacher gave us. It made no sense. See fucked up, cra..

Riyl

1. Acronym for "Recommended if you like..." RIYL: cool people having fun See if, you, like..

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