One-man Rodeo

What is One-man Rodeo?

Phrase defining the act of a male masturbating "western grip" style while standing or, with some level of difficulty, walking.

I totally became a one-man rodeo after seeing that naked hottie through her window as I walked by.

See masturbation, western grip, spanking the monkey, strokin the salami

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