One-milimeter Peter

What is One-milimeter Peter?


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a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?

Chick: No.

Danny: Wai =O

Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?

Danny: ...Yes =*(

Chick: You got a little one, darling.

Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*

Chick: Silly rabbit.

See small, pee-pee, dick, peter


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