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The feeling of being a third wheel, being a slutty hoe bag, and not being able to keep things to yourself.
All my friends are getting..
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a plan prepared for when the zombies take over the earth.
In my zombie plan, im going to Alaska because zombies have no body heat. They..
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The act of getting a mans penis or testicles caught in his pants zipper.
Oh my god, I got the worst zipper cut after susie gave me hed...
