One's And Two's Edit Meaning

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1. A nickname given to someone who is an asshole. Kumas is such as asshole. See kumas, erik, asshole, nickname, pansy..

1. to give someone a length of your schlong up the tradesman's to penetrate the marmite motorway to ravage one's choccy starfi..