Ones And Twos

What is Ones And Twos?


1.

Refers generically to DJ turntables, etymology is a derivative of the best-selling professional-grade DJ turntable, the Technics SL1200, which has for better or worse become the de-facto standard in the club world. See also wheels of steel

Tonight we've got DJ Judge Jules playing live on the ones and twos, live on BBC Radio One.

2.

A set of turntables.

Yo, he's off the heezy on dem ones and twos son.

See Rollin

3.

two turntables - #1 and #2. thus, ones and twos.

Yo, we got DJ Revolution rippin' it up on the ones and twos tonight.

4.

One: Wee. Stems from it usually being ?one? stream.

Two: Poop. Ie, it's usually ?two? or more logs at a time.

Me: Where were you?

Him: Toilet.

Me: You weren't very long.

Him: Yeah, it was only a Number One.

See Timmy

5.

wees and poos or, i i have to go to the toilet

ooh, that class was really long, i gotta go ones and twos


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