What is Onesome?
1.
The act of
I'm going to go have myself a onesome
2.
masturbation; sex with yourself
I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
3.
a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.
downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.
bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?
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4.
another name for masterbation
5.
I would assume this means masturbation.
Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome
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