Onesome

What is Onesome?

1.

The act of masturbation

I'm going to go have myself a onesome

2.

masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!

3.

a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.

downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?

See downie, downy, wank, intercourse, bash, toss, lydon

4.

another name for masterbation

5.

I would assume this means masturbation.

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome

See b-town

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