One-way Feldman

What is One-way Feldman?


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A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.

“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”

See mooch, give, take


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