One-way Text

What is One-way Text?


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One-Way Text (n.)

1. A text message not requiring a reply.

2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.

3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.

4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.

5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.

6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.

"You going to the movie tonight?"

"yep"

"So I totally bought an iPod today"

"cool"

"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"

See annoying, stupid


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