Onezan

What is Onezan?


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Slang term for a whiteboy techie geek trying to be a superstar DJ.

Onezan, as in "on the one's and two's" (Onezan two's)

Coventry (UK) slang. Coined 2009.06.18

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Look at Dee to the Gee man, he's such a Onezan........

DG - Erm.........what is a Onezan, is it a new line of code?

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Whatever Onezan, now do one!

DG - Does not compute

Phil, Dan & Stockers - Onezan, go fine toon dem' Blades down at the centre!

DG - Watchin' doze Blades, havin' a Bud.......

See onezan, blades, stockers, coventry, bud


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