What is Onilink9000?
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Alien from the planet Neblak. Has come to earth for the sole purpose of mutilating cows for no particular reason and probing many a human with long metal objects.
Farmer Jed: Hey'd you here about that OniLink feller?
Farmer Bob: Hear about him? He probed my entire family and cut up all my cows now what am I gon do? :'(
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I dont really know but call people it in a really common accent and threaten to hurt them and theyll laugh.
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Kickass British metal band (part of the NWoBHM). Greatly infulenced Metallica.
Diamond Head's Lightning to The Nation's is on..
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A regular genious. This guy is right on the level of Alphabean as far as English goes. He however has one flaw, and that flaw is that he..
