What is Onilink9000?
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Alien from the planet Neblak. Has come to earth for the sole purpose of mutilating cows for no particular reason and probing many a human with long metal objects.
Farmer Jed: Hey'd you here about that OniLink feller?
Farmer Bob: Hear about him? He probed my entire family and cut up all my cows now what am I gon do? :'(
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the sexual position where the girl has her ass in the air, face down, and the guy is standing over her with his legs in front of her ban..
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actual shit used for glue when stranded on an island;
actual shit used as a substitute for glue when one is lazy
Yo mike, get that rat..
