Onilink9000

What is Onilink9000?

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Alien from the planet Neblak. Has come to earth for the sole purpose of mutilating cows for no particular reason and probing many a human with long metal objects.

Farmer Jed: Hey'd you here about that OniLink feller?

Farmer Bob: Hear about him? He probed my entire family and cut up all my cows now what am I gon do? :'(

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