What is Onilink9000?
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Alien from the planet Neblak. Has come to earth for the sole purpose of mutilating cows for no particular reason and probing many a human with long metal objects.
Farmer Jed: Hey'd you here about that OniLink feller?
Farmer Bob: Hear about him? He probed my entire family and cut up all my cows now what am I gon do? :'(
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An extremely attractive male, so hot he literally causes the panties of a female to melt.
fuck, why do you need an example? just watch ..
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Using someone else's iphone for just twitching and pinching.
"Hey George, Stop iphoncating. You are greasing my screen"
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