What is Onion Bagel?
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When you spread your ass cheeks and stuff cottage cheese up thier then your girlfriend has to hold an empty glass 20 feet away with her mouth and you have to try to piss in it.
You know that girl I just met, she let me onion bagel her on the first night.
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Just as every child learns throughout his/her childhood that Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin and nothing else of importance about it..
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A variation of the word queef.
Often used to insult someone.
Also quite effective at pissing people off at 3:00 in the morning.
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