Onion Bagel

What is Onion Bagel?

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When you spread your ass cheeks and stuff cottage cheese up thier then your girlfriend has to hold an empty glass 20 feet away with her mouth and you have to try to piss in it.

You know that girl I just met, she let me onion bagel her on the first night.

See onions, bagels, assholes, china, underwear
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