Onion Bumper Edit Meaning

1. A punk; generally owns a slow Honda with a shiny muffler I had to take out a few punkalinguses on the way to the track tonight. See ra..

1. A tamponor feminine napkin pad. I thought I was gonna get laid - but the bitch was stuffed with a Cranky Hanky...

1. Any man whose level of retardation is so overwhelmingly high that to even contemplate it would result in the destruction of the soul as ..