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When your significant other wakes you up by polishing your male member.
Mike had a good wife, every Saturday she would start their day ..
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To express a preference in network TV news viewing.
If my cable or satellite went out and I needed a news fix, I'd Rather not...
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the act of looking for someone on UD that you suspect is submitting words about you
J spends his days playing UrbANDseek looking for th..