Onions

What is Onions?


1.

an ingenius term popularized by men's ncaa basketball commentator bill raftery; used only at times when an indelible impression is left on the audience by a performer.

most notably, 'onions' was used to describe the incredible string of game-winning shots hit by syracuse guard gerry mcnamara.

'down to three seconds. . mcnamara with the runner at the buzzer. . . . . onions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

See wet, drip, basketball, raftery, hoops

2.

40 things you didnt need to know about onions:

1. Onions are vegetables

2. Onions are edible

3. They make you cry…

4. They make good dip

5. Onions grow underground

6. They taste bad raw

7. They give you bad breath

8. Onions come in 3 designer colours (red yellow and white)

9. They can predict the weather in winter

10. They go good in a BBQ

11. They are not sweet

12. Onions have layers

13. If you chew gum while cooking them you wont cry

14. They are about 30 calories

15. They can be sliced, chopped and diced

16. Onions are shallots cousin

17. They can be pickled

18. Onions are like ogres

19. They can be peeled

20. They are highly water based

21. Onion breath can be cured with some parsley

22. Onion in Japanese is onion

23. If you leave them out in the sun for too long they start to grow roots

24. They are eaten heaps in Libya

25. The heaviest onion was 10 pounds and 14 ounces

26. Onions don’t grow on the moon

27. Onion spelled backwards is noinO

28. They are not like cakes

29. Onion is pronounced UN-YIN

30. If onion was a number it would be 151491514

31. An onion can make a bland sauce

32. Onions has 3 vowels

33. Onions have skins

34. Onions don’t like garlic

35. there are nice deep fried as rings

36. Onion rhymes with bunion

37. Onions make really bad gifts…

38. Alliumphobia is the fear of smelling onion and garlic

39. Onions wont stop vampires…

40. Onions should NEVER be juiced

3.

the essential part of quizon's notorious baja chicken

Lady: Hi! What can I get for you?

Hungry Guy: I would like a large baja chick with EXTRA onions!

See baja, onion, chicken, quizno, quiznos, baaj, chick

4.

A term created by Chuck Swirsky, "onions" is when a Toronto Raptor hits a clutch shot in b-ball.

Swirsky "Are you kidding me!? CB4! Onions baby, onions!"

Jack Armstrong "HELLO!"

See raptors, basketball, hello, raps

5.

When you are in the midst of sexual intercourse, and you slam it in hard enough to hit her 'back wall'. Once that is achieved you may then yell "ONIONS"!

" Oh yeah baby, feel that, uh huh, oh...uh...yeah...ONIONS! "

See onions, fuck, cunt, tit, ass, root, flange, cock, ginga

6.

A delicious food which if eaten raw with your nose plugged actually tastes just like apple until you unplug your nose. Also a favorite food of most badgers.

Badgers are known to like ONIONS but if you were to offer an onion to a badger who was full, he would probably decline your offer.

7.

Developed over time from unreal ----> onion real,----> onions.

It means unreal.

"The party last night was onions!!"

"The Rundle College volleyball team is onions!! They went 51-9!"

"Iginla's shot was onions, he went top shelf!"

See dime, money, cash, unreal, nice


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