What is Online?
1.
1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.
I'm going to go online now!
Let's bring that computer online.
2.
What you are now. Crazy world eh?
Hey, I just got online and came to
slangdefine to read this dumb definition! JOY!
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3.
When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.
WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?
4.
Bay Area slang meaning that you are slanging. That you have drugs for sale.
(dread-head)"yo is you online yet?"
(D-Boy) "yeah mayne im online with that good"
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5.
1) All systems go!
2) A term used to describe being informed, activated, or available.
I'm so online for the party tonight.
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6.
1) an elusive state in which those who have attained it are able to see past the confines of their meaningless lives and become one with all those who are also "online"
2) what my computer isn't
Matt: "Hey man, did you see that awesome youtube clip?"
Me: "Naw man, I couldn't get online."
Matt: "sucks for you."
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7.
Being on or connected to the internet or a network.
I just got my website online.
Jill is online right now.
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