What is Onomato-people?
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A rare but freakish occurrence in which employees express their stereotyped professional/occupational phenotype. Examples of onomato-people are chemists that wear "Beer-iodic Table of Elements" T-shirts outside of lab, and Truck Drivers that actually wear Trucker Hats (this is not you, Ashton Kutcher!).
Brad: Dude, you see that guy over there with the pocket protector and thick rimmed glasses? He's GOT to be a Chemist! I feel so sorry for him, the poor sap! What a sad, sad case of Onomato-people; and let's not even get into that haircut...
Justin: That's a mirror.
Brad: (Dies of embarassment)
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A boy that thinks and treats you as his girlfriend, but you are not. You let him buy you dinner and movies anyways.
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Unspoken but widely understood rule regarding selecting a public urinal, specifically if there are five urinals to choose from. If all ..
