Onomato-people

What is Onomato-people?

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A rare but freakish occurrence in which employees express their stereotyped professional/occupational phenotype. Examples of onomato-people are chemists that wear "Beer-iodic Table of Elements" T-shirts outside of lab, and Truck Drivers that actually wear Trucker Hats (this is not you, Ashton Kutcher!).

Brad: Dude, you see that guy over there with the pocket protector and thick rimmed glasses? He's GOT to be a Chemist! I feel so sorry for him, the poor sap! What a sad, sad case of Onomato-people; and let's not even get into that haircut...

Justin: That's a mirror.

Brad: (Dies of embarassment)

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