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Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.
Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye...
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When you've just come home from a date, and you just have to tell the closest person (unwilling victim) all about it.
I was up whe..
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A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighin..
