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When your woman complains that she doesn't want to have sex because she has a cold and a stopped up nose. When she falls asleep, y..
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You take a Shit on a Female's Vagina, Which then You pack it in with your Dick, Therefore Creating a Texas Hotpocket
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When someone you 'like' hates you because you asked out their best friend after hooking up with them, so you ask them out to t..