What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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adjective describing something cool and new wave.
i like that dirby hat. it's very into the white.
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A phone call made or received, usually via wireless phone, which becomes heated and dramatic, eventually causing one of the callers to v..
