What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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The name of Holloween on HomestarRunner
"Welcome to my Homestarloween party, you all look great blah blah blah, and it's now ..
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the essence of pure and uninterrupted beauty, like the meadows of heaven.
i am soooooo hot and have cute sexy eyes
See me..
