What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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(v)it is when one is subjected to such a shock that their male genital organ is sucked up into the body and later retrieved in excrament..
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Meaning to be around a part where you sense something wrong is going to happen
Jackass Camera Guy: I feel like I'm in a sketchy sp..
