What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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a term first coined by neel, a young basketball player in cincinnati. A call and ball is when you're playing 21 and first you call ..
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Boy that runs around trying to look like one of the Strokes.
Did you see that fauxBrizio over there with his red t-shirt and dirty hair..
