What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period
-Did u see Lucas this morning?
-Yeah, he's grown a mass..
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"Watch me giving a shit" look at me while i give a shit about you say , do, think ,etc.
A: I bought a new car...
B: W.M.G.A...
