What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Song by System of a Down, the acronym is A.D.D.
we fought your wars with all our hearts,
you sent us back in body parts,
you took our..
