What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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1. What you say when something bad happens to you but dont let it bother you
2. What you say when something bad happens to someone tell..
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Someone with terrible athletes foot
toe cheese
In the vietnam war soldiers would get jungle rot from not changing their socks after wa..
