What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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1. similar to "hakuna matata"
2. go with the flow
one day at tha bank i heard two black dudes talkin....
guy 1: wassup mayn..
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n. The hair that grows no farther than two inches from the anus and surrounds the butthole.
"Hey bro, did you see that chick that ..
