What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping th..
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The affectionate self-title for a child (spawn) of Queer parents.
"hey, did you hear Heather has two mommies?"
"really,..
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the clitoris, usually when pressed or rocked with the fingers
I put my hand in her panties and clicked her loud button till she woke th..
