What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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"I Luh Da Pussy" is quite possibly the greatest hip hop song in history, surpassing anything written by the great rapper Tupac..
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something attributed to or characteristic of thoughts, ideas, or plots performed by moronic females in an attempt to gain something.
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