What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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A phrase that is used as a comeback to such phrases as "Fuck You!"
Bob: Fuck You!!!
Bill: Fuck Your Cock!!!
See cock fucker..
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1. The most common victim of the Load fairy, used by him for honing his three key skills: speed, mass and accuracy (time elapsed betwee..
