What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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intact, unharmed, unscathed
How did you manage to come out of the crash in one piece?
See okay, all right, alive..
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the best damn girlfriend in the word
hey honey i juss want u to know i think ur "nancy duong"
See phillip..
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A sad but surprisingly affective phrase often used by Eustace to scare the crap out of Courage in the animated cartoon, Courage the Cowa..