What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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An abnormal fear of being in narrow or enclosed spaces.
he's afraid of being closed in closets
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An intense, abnormal ..
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a school that sucks asshole. the richies who drive their big escelades or lexus's or maybe their bentleys occasionally. the teacher..
