What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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A town 20 miles outside of phoenix arizona.
ie. BUTT FUCKING NOWHERE
Girl: Man, i hate living in Queen Creek.
Guy: Where the fuck is..
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The stench given off by a burp by a man who has a yeast infection in his mouth from eating out a babe
Zore burped and gave out a loaf o..
