What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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OpenCoffee is a gathering of - mostly tech minded - people at a certain day of the week in the morning in a coffee shop. At this small n..
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The labia lips, similar to beef curtains in nature
i pounded the meat sheets last night
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