What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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A noun, Used to describe something or someone that is four times worse than bollocks. Quadrollocks can also be used as a swear word.
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A physical nipple reaction caused by cold weather or sexual excitement. A german word meaning "nipple weather", originating fr..
