What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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In order to perform this, you will need the following. A super size order of fries with extra salt, and a menstrating woman. Isert the f..
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a person with a lot of zits on his/her face. normally they are hmong men named randy that are scared.
zit bitchass: yo i need more pimp..
