What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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AKA geezer-ville, fucking-nothing-to-do-ville.
Tourists are constantly drunk, and coyotes are eating babies.
Some like to call it &q..
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Something Momma boy Nigel says
Get that part over here right-chicken-louis..
