What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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adjective used to describe a person who is overly bourgeouis and fancy for their own good.
she can't appreciate popeyes??? that..
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When you turn as old as your birthday date.
Somones brithday: January 28th
When they turn 28 they have a Champagne Party
See party, c..
