What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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Jameer Nelson
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Corn kernels that make their presence known after anal sex has occurred. They can show up on the penis, the floor, the bedsheets, or ba..
