What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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The way that select gin tries to spell versatility because some drunk asshole was on the keyboard at the time.
A delicious stylish Lond..
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an impersonation or imitation that is performed in an electronic format such as a blog, email or online chat.
that was a great e-person..
