What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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A name for someone who has a ton of steez.
Did you see him land that trick? That shit was bolts. He is now known as steezius maximus.
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to yank someones balls full on using the great opposable thumbs mankind gave you
my girlfriend decided to yang the chain when i thought..
