What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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what you say when you almost shit yourself in the movie theater
dude i almost pulled a dibajongboony while watching the heffulump movie..
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N: Someone who uses the act of jumping on couches in the courting process.
V: The act of jumping on a couch to court or woo a potential..
