What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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used to describe "adult activity" or "growing up"
jimmie's drunk mom walks in the room rambling about not payi..
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1. One who, through vigorous intercourse, can cause a woman's vagina to expel air.
2. One who enjoys, understands, and appreciates..
