What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.
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A combo of "holiday" and "denied". The concept of being denied the day off work for fundamental holidays, usually d..
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when you get pissed off and want to say fuck you to them and diss their mom
x:your a dick
y:fuck you and your mother
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