What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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Two Definitions
1) When a person entrusts ownership of an object unto another person and demands its partial or whole return of ownersh..
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After giving your partner a pink sock, you proceed to lick and/or suck on it.
"Dude, why are you puking everywhere?"
"B..
