What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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a piece of folded paper you wipe up and down you nose,
and let your dinnerlady eat after.
" Come on Guacky! dont you want too eat..
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Basically a vagina ring.
Easily visible with a shaven vagina.
"Hun, should I shave so you can see my kitty ring better?"
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