What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol.
I just made it up. Yay for me!..
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A person who only cheers for "Amazing Race" contestants based on the team's ethnicity.
"Carlos is betting on Mark &..
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Someone sexually oriented to the movable articles in a room or an establishment that make it fit for living or working.
I.e. a person..
