What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Slang term referring to the genital region of a woman with a good amount of pubic hair.
The date went well and ended with a nice servin..
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A chick who likes muff diving.
My sister and I had a mutual female friend who was over to the house one day, while our parents were gon..