What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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(Bennett, Chris) Lead singer and guitar of amazing band, The Cutaway. Good looking goof ball who even though does not love anyone but hi..
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When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the a..
