What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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really incredibley wasted.
where the person is on the verge of passing out.
parrelectation.
im ''pickled to feck'&apos..
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Definition 1: To do something you know is wrong
Definition 2: To have sex with someone
1: I stole 20 bucks from my grandma's purs..
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A contraction of the two words Vomit and Delicious.
Vomit that tasts almost as good as the food that made you sick.
Man! That lasagna ..
