What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Promoting a product or service to a large group of people by sending a text message advertisement; usually done by a corporation or comp..
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Your above cool.
Pete: Sally is realy awesome
Kate: I know right, She's Uber von cool.
See cool, uber, von, above, coolness..
