What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Isonomy means equal distribution of political rights and privileges. The lack of which is the monkey on my back.
Eric has the isonomonk..
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To get so extremly drunk and make a complete ass of yourself.
Kris: Wow Mike got really drunk last night and made a huge ass of himself..
