What is Oofney?
1.
A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
1.
A breif, violent fart.
EXAMPLE:
"I say Jeeves! What was that odd, abrupt sound followed by that queer smell?"
"Teribly..
