What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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'splodinology
The study of 'splosions and things that 'splode.
Derived from 'splode.
"To explode".
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Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while Ralph is brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed,..
