What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Nostalgia for something one wasn't alive for.
"Maybe it's just retrostalgia, but I really wish disco would make a comeba..
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STL Slang for 'greening,' or taking the first hit of, a crack rock.
"Hey, man, can I get a lock and roll?"
"N..
