What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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When an object is in an indefinite state of being crappy.
His house was soooo uncool-able!..
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The act of being mysterious.
I cant see to figure out what this persons personality really. they are so enignomatic.
See mysterious, w..
