What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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The state of having more than sufficient water to make you unthirsty.
"With these 24 steins of water, I'm in Quench City"..
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When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.
Bob gave me a quality anal probe.
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When someone insert..
