What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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The face one makes when someone takes a picture of their face up close, or one takes a picture of his/her own self close up, hence "..
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rather then saying "right on", replace "on" with "arm pit"
someone tells you something cool and you say.
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