What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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(v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory.
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A plaid lumberjack shirt.
Look at those hosers in their Kenora Dinner jackets. Must be a formal event...
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The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what yo..
