What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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A character in a the "In the Numbers" Youtube series. Luigi cannot speak a single word or at least no one has ever heard him s..
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lives underground ina small damp burrow. Eats rabbit droppings to survive and sleeps on a bed of books.
Hates sunlight and loves turkey..
