What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Kirby Dance, of course >.>
Usually used in MMORPGs as a sign of happyness or exclamation.
w00t, I just got a +50 super rare arro..
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When somebody (male or female) suddenly becomes very happy and begins to shake and make incoherent sexual noises.
Bob: look at that fre..
