What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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The word, "Ukabajillion" is another word for EXTREMELY ALOT. The word originates from TRILLION, but infinite times more. IF yo..
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Dirty sluts that give a sloppy blow job.
"Man, does hos right there? They tray sloppers."
See tray, dick, blow job, whore, s..