What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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any action promised to another that will be carried out online.
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The act of gesturing with hands and feet between men's room stalls to solicit man on man but not gay sex.
performung a "senat..
