What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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adj.1. the state of having been given a nickname or a slang name to a person or object. the object or person is afterwards known as its ..
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An alcoholic drink made of whatever you have laying around the house. This is very common for black people and college students.
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