Oofney

What is Oofney?


1.

A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"


82

Random Words:

1. The largest state of obesity. It means severely life-threatening and must be treated quickly. Brenda: Wow Britney is so obese now. Ch..
1. a really fat person who really needs to go on a diet. my dog is a tubbster, my cat isn't a tubbster. See fat, fatty, tubby, tubbs..
1. A word used to convey shock, whilst avoiding swearing. Usually used in upper-class company in Britian, or in medievil roleplay. "..