What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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1) a person with extreme ninja skillz
2) quantumninja.com - cool website
dude that guy that just kicked my ass was a quantum ninja
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when one moves the hips back and forth causing the nutsack to clap against the belly and or the gooch.
dude when kevin did the clapper ..
