What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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What the fuck, over? (Sometimes "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over?)
Typically used amongst military personnel when repeatedly directed ..
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A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up du..
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(n.) A technique where a photographer raises the camera high above his head to get a picture of the crowd surrounding him. Very popula..
