What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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Person who's job it is to corral or otherwise guide a group of "slow or special people" while they are being transported ..
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1. An untreatable canarial disease.
2. Some lame ass Twittiot you would never follow.
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