What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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Individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family's life. Nothing can occur in the ..
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my dogs furry feet :)
thats one fuzzy foot john
thems some fuzzy feet
See paw, paws, feet, fur, vagina..
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An inept, senseless instructor; an imbecilic person making a futile attempt to impart knowledge or a lack thereof.
God, that guy can&ap..
