What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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person that has a diet consisting mostly of penis and sperm.
My girlfriend is a huge penitarian. Also the same as penivore and opposite..
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When a girl is used only for a guys sexual pleasures.. And it usually ends with the guy slapping his cock on her face.
Kara: Are you an..
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Having a well suited skill around any elecronic equipment.
John: Hey Tom, seems like you've got some mad skills with that gaming w..
