What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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an angry office worker or nun
Michelle has become so uncooperative in the office. She is such a ruler chucker!
See crumb bum, nurse na..
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Being on the low; unassuming; with humility; just cool
I came to her house on the humble.
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adj. unable to do what you want because ..
