What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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The originally Welsh oxymoron meaning you are on your way, but not immediately. You need a minute to gather your thoughts/things/feelin..
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the type of sex when the woman is over two feet shorter than the man, so, when in misionary position, the man's stomach smooshes th..
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A reaction to a situation that has become so unbelievably disproportionatly unstable that the problem at hand cannot be corrected or rem..
