What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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A situation that really stinks.
Unfartunately: adverb
Unfartunately, I got caught behind a garbage truck on the way to work this morn..
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An erection resulting from the experience of some aspect of retro culture (1920's-1990's, currently).
Man, that chick's ..
