What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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When a large man, with at least one belly roll is recieving a blowjob, he takes said roll and places it on top of a girl's head.
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Someone who constantly reminds, complains, and/or whines that your current status message does not reflect your current circumstances or..
