What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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When a guy is giving it to a girl in the ass, and he pulls out and she gives him head.
I gave her a Dirty Blunderbuss last night.
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