What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.
Me: Dude that was my grandma.
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1. insering male genitals, typically the head and/or shaft of the penis into ones mouth and puffing as if you were smoking.
2. A libera..
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Insult that suggests someone likes to blow on a cock. Can be used in any occasion.
Dude you knocked over my drink you freakin cockwhist..
