What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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The study of the fire within
If he could study any area of science it would be intrapyrology.
See fire, furnace, flames, ice..
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A Person who puts off paying their bills.
Ok, so I'm a debt dodger.
See debt, past, due, bills, owe..
