What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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O clap your hands together all ye people
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when a woman is going to cum but instead showers the partners genitalia with stinky pee.
Alta gave jon a stinky yellow cum shower.
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the worst mayor in the history of detroit. also known as the big scheme man.
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