What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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Literally means:The greatest motherfucka to ever live. He owned the dinosaurs and put a bullet through Chuck Norris's head. Killer ..
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When a homosexual begins hitting on his female friends whilst in a state of inebriation.
Dude, i was totally heterodrunking on Sasha an..
