What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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To insert your fist(closed hand) in the vagina ,pull out and reinsert in a fast back and forth motion.Also can be done with both fists s..
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the top keys on your keyboard.
rumored to be an Indian guys name.
Guy: qwertyuiop
Girl: wtf?
Guy: sorry, i just felt like sliding my..
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jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.
"man ..
