What is Oofney?
1.
A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
1.
In a manner similar to the action sequences in films by director John Woo. Excessive violence using a pistol in each hand while repeate..
1.
Taking a dump in a woman's mouth then proceeding to oral
SQ- I gave your mom a New Hampshire hotpocket last night.
The Lobstah- S..
1.
another term for a girl to finger herself
Last night, a girl was stretching legs on cam.
See finger, stretch, mbate, fingering, legs..
