What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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-adj.
to be uneducated or unknowledgeable in the field of music bands.
I don't know what band sings that song, I'm unbandgec..
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An acute condition in which a previously strong, vibrant male suddenly behaves in a manner more closely associated with the female of th..
