What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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Giving a blow job. Sucking a mans Penis.
That wee tina's away smoking the beef again!
See suck, lick, tongue, dick..
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hot piece of ass, naked perfection, best double fister i know, sexy cab driver
i think i would feed both of my legs to an iguana for on..
