What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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"Is the shit" is a phrase that is grammaticly incorrect. The phrase implies that something, or someone "is the shit"..
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Alternatively '(the) end of Internet' or '(the) Internet is over', and optionally suffixed with 'everyone go ho..
