What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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A furious yet graceful dance which involves kicking the hell out of someone. Usually performed on said person's face.
If this fuc..
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The absolutely awesome video game review show hosted by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. Watch it now!
Me: I just watched "The Wi..
