What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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The drummer of the German rock band Tokio Hotel. More often than not, he can be seen sitting quietly in the background of interviews whi..
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when a girl is in the handstand position while being fucked and walking down stairs on her hands and receiving a rimjob.
"that gir..
