What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
Random Words:
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a moment of unadulterated sexual overtness; an innovation in sexual innuendo heretofore unconsidered
Guys, I saw that sausage and I jus..
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n. One who needs constant close contact (i.e. snuggling, cuddling, spooning) with his/her partner/friend/significant other. Without th..
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Girl with a large ass walking around like a dinosaur swinging its tail
That girl was dinosaurin'
See dino..
