Oofney

What is Oofney?


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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!

"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"


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