What is Oofney?
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A chunky (and usually ugly) female who often gets lucky when some poor sod is too drunk to think straight and decides to 'do her a favour' by giving her a shag. Sort of like a moped - fun to ride until someone sees you!
"I got slaughtered last night and woke up next to a right oofney"
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A needy bitch who wants something, e.g. a favor, a letter of recommendation, etc. in return for services rendered.
That Quid Pro Ho wan..
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The act of catching a fluffy hamster in the mouth once it has shot out of a dead persons cummy anus, due to the fact that another person..
