What is Ooft?
1.
Used when one is impressed by something; when a person is taken back by something.
"Ooft she is fine";
"Ooft that must have hurt"
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2.
Giving the sense of Shock, when a fit or 'good looking guy' passes
"OOFT!, He was BRAWWWW!"
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3.
That weird barking a dog does when it doesn't quite let a full bark go, but makes a kind of woof. Sounds like they are saying "Ooft".
Postman: *delivers letters*
Dog: Ooft!
Owner: Shut up.
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