Ooghij Miqtxxxa Edit Meaning

1.

Kick your zits to the curb with this, the ultimate personal computer! Invented by Frylock. Send email from your brain, play hot new games like the Legend of Zoltar (not to be confused with Zoltan, of Dude, Where's My Car? fame). From the Klingon word meaning "Superior Galactic Intelligence". You buy! Make Oog rich! Rip head off! Errrghhhh!

And games convert... into package... play over Internet, small subscription fee?

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Kick your zits to the curb with this, the ultimate personal computer! Invented by Frylock. Send email from your brain, play hot new games like the Legend of Soltar. From the Klingon word meaning "Superior Galactic Intelligence". You buy! Make Oog rich! Rip head off! Errrghhhh!

Dude, you're getting an OoGhiJ MIQtxxXA!