What is Ooglenaut?
1.
A guy who is sooooo tremendously, horrifically ugly (due to numerous circumstances) that you would never ogle him! See
Derived from the word ogle (To stare at impertinently, flirtatiously, or amorously).
1. That ooglenaut over there asked me out!
2. Oh My God! That ooglenaut over there is giving you the eye. EEEEEW