Oogling

What is Oogling?


1.

how one looks when checking someone out

He was oogling her goodies

See Beverly

2.

Ogling on google. Putting deliberately dodgy search terms into google images to ogle at the results.

Will: OH my god, I just searched for 'blonde professional' on google images look what i found!

Adam: Shit! That chick must be double jointed!

Boss: Stop OOGLING all day and get on with some work. Ya Schmuck.

See oogle, google, oogling, ogle, ogling

3.

The act of staring trance-like at the Google home page trying to recall what it was that you wanted to search for in the first instance.

Combination of Ogling and Google

Toby: "Have you seen Enid since her dilemma of not knowing what to focus her research paper on?"

Mavis: "Not really. Last time I saw her she was at her computer for hours just oogling"

Toby: "Perhaps we should help her with some subjects"

Mavis: "Nah let's just fool around"

See google, stare, trance, confused, blank, memory

4.

The reaction one gets when talking to Niki Orman

I talked to Niki and I was oogling all day


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