Oomaf

What is Oomaf?

Out of my ass fact.

A statement that sounds authoritative but is actually bullshit.

John: 96% of women like to swallow.

Jane: Bah, that's an oomaf!

See bullshit, bluff, con, junk, lie

Pony Binge

1. slang for cocaine i'm in the import and export business. I deal in pony binge. See coke, crack, charlie, big c, snow..

Sprayin' Mud

1. Taking a runny shit with a massive amount of pressure behind it. "That pot of beans I ate last night had me sprayin' mud all ..

Jesus Hair

1. An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they woul..

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