Oomaf

What is Oomaf?

Out of my ass fact.

A statement that sounds authoritative but is actually bullshit.

John: 96% of women like to swallow.

Jane: Bah, that's an oomaf!

See bullshit, bluff, con, junk, lie

Skankwad

1. 1. Someone who is cheap; a dirty whore. Frank's mom is such a skankwad, she'll fuck anything that walks. See slutface, whor..

Hypo-prick

1. A contraction of hypocrite and prick. One who is both a church bible study teacher, and a complete prick to others. Josh is a hypo-pric..

Scrooble

1. To rub into the dirt; to kick someone's booty; to win by a large margin; to cream Before the game, Kristen yelled to Gilmore, &quo..

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