Oomaf

What is Oomaf?

Out of my ass fact.

A statement that sounds authoritative but is actually bullshit.

John: 96% of women like to swallow.

Jane: Bah, that's an oomaf!

See bullshit, bluff, con, junk, lie

Thristy Penis

1. a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated Deejay:"man my penis..

Hanging Out Of My Arse

1. Suffering from a severe hangover "Mate, i feel so rough, I am hanging out of my arse" 2. Severely hungover; dying of a hang..

Zeke

1. the coolest funniest sweetest person in the world and everyone loves him zeke's a badass and i wish i was him See cool, agnostic,..

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