Oomaf

What is Oomaf?

Out of my ass fact.

A statement that sounds authoritative but is actually bullshit.

John: 96% of women like to swallow.

Jane: Bah, that's an oomaf!

See bullshit, bluff, con, junk, lie

Fishnet

1. a condom Guy 1: Yo i gotta go to the store to buy some fishnets. Guy 2: Why would you get fishnets. Guy 1: Oh, comeon, you know, cond..

Dickbroom

1. The moustache of a gay man performing oral sex on another gay man. "I'd like to use his moustache as a dickbroom to sweep me ..

Pull It Up

1. to come up to the band director to hear what he has to say. Often used for the hornline & sometimes drumline. Pull it up to the tow..

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