Oomaf

What is Oomaf?

Out of my ass fact.

A statement that sounds authoritative but is actually bullshit.

John: 96% of women like to swallow.

Jane: Bah, that's an oomaf!

See bullshit, bluff, con, junk, lie

The Jelly Donut

1. busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood I gave that bitch the jelly donut...

Roflcock Award

1. This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far betwe..

Clos

1. An intelligent and complex creature with a legendary appetite for alcohol and women. He is fascinating and lovable but can be dangerous,..

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