What is Oombela?
1.
A girl that when one would look at, would not say "ew" but in fact say "aww" like if he was looking at a puppy struggling to get out of a bear trap. An oombela is most definetely not physically attractive in the least bit and a guy to hook up with one shall get shit until one of his friends hooks up with one. Hooking up with an oombela is only justifiable if you are under that influence of something and they are the only girls available without drinking and driving.
-"Dude that girl would be hot if she lost some weight."
-"No way man, she's an oombela!"
-"Dude is that a puppy trying to aescape a bear trap?"
-"Nah dude that's just an oombela naked."
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