What is Oompa Blumpkin?
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A girl and or miget that dresses up as a Oompa-Loompa and gives you a blumpkin. Or a real Oompa-Loompa that gives you one.
Adam's Girlfriend for halloween dressed up as a Oompa-Loompa and gave him a Oompa Blumpkin.
Part of the Oompa Blumpkin song
What do you get when a Oompa guzzles down your cum
While something long and brown comes out of your bum
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