Oompachina

What is Oompachina?


1.

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:


97

Random Words:

1. A word never written, but used vocally to describe a feeling of confusion, awkwardness, or sketchyness "Hey, do you wanna go to a ..
1. The minimum amount of weight any person, including nerds, should be able to do on a given exercise. Dude! You're so lame! You ca..
1. A needlessly provacative text message sent just to start an argument. This heinous act usually committed by someone in a foul mood who j..