Oompachina

What is Oompachina?

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:

Vortes

1. How german people say warts. Or a bad CS player. Did ze witch give zu more vortes? Or Danggg that Vortes sucks at CS. See vort, vorte..

Hanging With Mo'

1. In reference to Maurice Clarett. Basically sitting around idle. "Up to no good." Waiting for some adventure, or some troubl..

Assnozzle

1. Someone who produces thoughts that are similar to what comes out of their ass. Listening to politicians speak convinces me that they&ap..

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