Oompachina

What is Oompachina?


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a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:


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