What is Oompachina?
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a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:
-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)
-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.
-pro tanning beds
-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.
-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:
Random Words:
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a magical device used by girls to make men stupid
MAN: That's an awsome mini skirt you've got on there
GIRL: Get me a Coke
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