Oompachina

What is Oompachina?

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:

Unzip

1. The act of unzipping your fly, getting your Justice Stickout, to effect the quick deployment of a stiff dose of justice juice. Used when..

Throat Noodle

1. When you are so soft cock it inverts and travels inwards so far it is in your throat. Man, Karul is a Throat Noodle! See throat, noodl..

Orfalsem

1. A fake orgasim. To fake please sexualy to make male feel better or perhaps even female. I had to Orfalsem just to make him not feel bad..

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