Oompachina

What is Oompachina?

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:

Hold Fast

1. To stop or slow down Aye hold fast for a min..

Li Jye

1. Sexually abusive person who does not realize he's actually very lonely and needs mental help. Also, likes to rape little children. ..

Ipsexual

1. Someone who is physically attractive to him/herself, more than to others, in a sexual way. From ipse (self) + sexual. "I don&apos..

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