Oompachina

What is Oompachina?


1.

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:


97

Random Words:

1. When an individual realizes that the story they're telling makes them look incredibly stupid, and attempts to counteract this effe..
1. A cross between a dragon and a racoon, or a dragon that is wearing a mask. That dracoon can breathe fire and raid trash cans...
1. is your tainted esophagus, the passage of air to your brain When I took that last bong hit i think i ruptured my estusheary tube! -Don&..