Oompachina

What is Oompachina?

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:

Dachaeus

1. An incredibly sexy future husband. Loving, understanding, funny, and the best friend a person could ask for. A man with a good heart, an..

1st Round Draft Pick

1. Any top notch female worthy of being your main woman "Sandra is ok, but her girl Tangela is a 1st Round Draft Pick"..

Yiu

1. A chinese term that is used to express at an unpleasant situation or one is annoyed. Similar to "Damn!" Yiu! What should I do..

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