What is Oompachina?
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a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:
-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)
-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.
-pro tanning beds
-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.
-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:
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statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;
stumbling upon a situation which ..
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hardcore liquor shot
start with a shot of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager)
Snort it!
Also see fuck you go homeand the mil..
