Oompachina

What is Oompachina?

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:

Upper

1. Stimulating pill or drug, e.g. speed or meth; see whites We kept popping uppers as we drove across Texas that night See cornholio..

Otacunt

1. The female version of an otaku. Have you heard that girl inserting random Japanese words in an English conversation ? What an otacunt. ..

Minimosher

1. Usually minimoshers are below the height of 5ft and wear hoodies that go past their knees. These hoodies are usually Slipknot, Limp Bizk..

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