Oompachina

What is Oompachina?

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:

Redhanded

1. Finger another guys girl while she's in her period, and he walks in the room. Caught red-handed..

Yogly

1. The cross between yoghurt and jelly that is served as a desert in Chinese restaurants. Have you tried the red yogly, it tastes like str..

Kens

1. short for heinekens-> as in beer.. lets hit the local for a couple of kens! See beer, britney's, cans, tinnys..

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