What is Oompachina?
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a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:
-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)
-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.
-pro tanning beds
-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.
-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:
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Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.
It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.
See lemonade, summer,..
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An adorable man who thinks only with numbers but when conversing with women talks only with the language of love. If he were an animal ..
