Oompachina

What is Oompachina?

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:

Hung Like Horse

1. Man with very large penis also donkey dick ;) Chicks dig me cause me hung like horse..

Nutshoved

1. To receive (or give) an extreme uppercut, similar to a falcon punch, directly into the ballsack and ending up with either one or both te..

Deadlift Jockey

1. 1) Someone who goes to the gym and only works out his legs and lower-back. 2) Sometimes its a person that only works out his portions o..

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