Oompachina

What is Oompachina?

a large whore who is part chinese, and part oopmaloompa. Commonly known as COURTNEY. Characteristics include:

-wants to sleep with whole senior class (wait....she did..)

-has tendency to think orange is the new tan.

-pro tanning beds

-finds vacations incomplete without all her whores wearing matching skankinis.

-thinks the more shit you talk about your GIRLIES, the stronger you are:

Quilton

1. Derived from an extra absorbent brand of toilet paper; on the inside of every roll is the quote "Quilton loves your bum" Henc..

Suckaduc

1. One way to tell somebody to piss off. Literally it means (go) suck a dick, but of course you just say it so fast that it forms one word..

Ub-fortified

1. To become intoxicated by red wine. A reference to the song "Red Red Wine" by UB40. "Dude, I'm feeling well UB-Forti..

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