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Acting like a big cunt...instead of calling her a cunt, she is so bad it is like 4th down and 99...you have to punt!
My ex-wife is such..
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having sex with a chair...
Guy 1: How was your weekend?
Guy 2: Not Good
Guy 1: Why
Guy 2: Steve Came Over
Guy 1: What's so bad..