Ooooiiiiiink!

What is Ooooiiiiiink!?


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1. This is what a pig sounds like when it is trying to be sexy!

2. This is what a fat, slobby, female office worker sounds like when she's trying to sound sexy. Trying, being the imperative!

Terri was glad it was Friday and was looking forward to getting boinked over the weekend. She starting feeling sexy and so she exclaimed, "Ooooiiiiiink!"

She ended up not getting any and was a Hocus Pocus Bitch on Monday morning.

See oink, bitch, sexy, fat, slobby, female


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