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noun: one who shaves, cooks, and eats one's own pubic hair
Mmm... those pubes taste great! Just call me a rabbity-fig-faggler!
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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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Named after a very friendly sports coach. When someone gives you a compliment that is not intentionally creepy but seems to sound inappr..