Oozin' Machismo

What is Oozin' Machismo?


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Acting excessively hyper-masculine, derived from the way that bull Elephants secrete a thick smelly liquid(or machismo) when they undergo "Musth" (or Elephant-anarchy) and berzerker-rage on anything that moves including other Elephants,Rhinos and Humans.

Meant to be used in a mocking context.

Person 1: Check out that guy with the Skoal wife-beater, puffin' his chest out and trying to look tough.

Person 2: Oozin' machismo.

Both People: WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

See fronting, frontin', posturing


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