What is Op Sgt. Porter?
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A constant reminder to rat-ties that their mommies and daddies left them in Hell and that it's cadre fun time (i.e. no more cakes and cookies and num nums;) easily excited by dead baby jokes; can be identified by a very distinguished but unclear cadence, e.g. "heft, hite."
"Does Op Sgt. Porter have a speech impediment because I couldn't understand a word he was saying!"
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One who commits a large act of douche baggery.
My boss is a real douche can, he leaves work early all the time.
See ass hat, douche ba..
