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its when you take cellophane and put it on your ear and then someone shits in it
I was so drunk, I even gave this one girl hot ribokas ..
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The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length..
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When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.
I gave the bloody hessian on accident t..
