Opalfruits Edit Meaning

1. Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, pa..

1. While being anally penetrated with a Roman Candle, the catcher beats off and inserts penis into a live lamp socket at the moment of ejac..

1. After holding in a full bladder for an extended period of time, the feeling of complete euphoria as you take a piss. "Yo, I need t..